IT'S TURKEY DAAAAY!
It's my most favorite holiday of all time! Even better than christmas and halloween!

I hope everyone has an amazing thanksgiving. I know I will. :3

(We have 20 awesome, beautiful, people coming to our bitty house and we're all just gonna hang out and eat and have fun!)

So, thanksgiving, danksgiving, turkey day, whatever you call it, have a good one everybody!

[x] smoked (pot)
[x] consumed alcohol (barely)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

TOTAL: (8)

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die

TOTAL: (17)

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[] been to a bar

TOTAL: (24)

[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL: (31)

[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: (36)

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: (44)

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: (52)

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: (59)

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: ()

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail] x
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

I feel like I've done one of these similar to this one, but I can't remember so here it is!

Oh man! Listen up everyone. Some prime pimpin is about to go down up in my El Jay fo sho!

See that super special awesome-tastic new icon I have? It's bad ass and WINTER THEMED! Okay, what cool kid doesn't have a totally amazing winter themed icon? YOU THATS WHO! So just mosey on down to http://www.furaffinity.net/user/trashedbat (trashedbat's user page) and commission her for one of these icons. They're only like, $5! Do you know how much I see winter icons running for? Usually $10! Thats outrageous right? Right. So go buy one of these because they're the coolest winter icons ever! D:<

DO EET NOW!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3084867/

Holy fucking shit thats amazing!
I have a reference sheet now! LIKE A REAL ONE! This is SO cool!

I love it so much. <3
Now I wanna get art commissioned really bad so I can use it! UYVTCYKV!BGIIG*&!

Now when I make my Snarky suit I'll have something to look at. ugh, I'm so impressed and happy.

I'm about to cough up a fucking lung! Ugh, this is horrible. Allergies can suck my dick.

If I offered cheap badge commissions would anyone buy them?

I need money so bad and still no one is hiring me. Clearly they're intimidated by my awesome might and sheer amazingness that they can't even stand my presence long enough to beg me to work for them. :/

It's sucking being this cool.

If I do offer commissions they will be traditional, $4 - $5 dollars, and if I had a tablet still I'd offer icons too. D:

TEEHEE! OMG
AWWW!

Thats Snarky o course, and there is her evil, inverse counter part... BUZZKILL!
He has tusks instead of saber teef and wears a tux! The reason Snarky is holding those crazy TMNT weapons (I know they're called sai) is because I wrote a little story about the two of them fighting and when I was in kung fu the sai were always my favorite weapons. (Well, next to the broad sword and chain whip, but those didn't seem like Snarky's style.)

I just entered a random drawing for 2 tickets to disney land. If I win them, I'm gonna give them to my mom for christmas so she can go with her boy friend. She loves disney land. Like, she wants me to spread her ashes there when she dies. XD And she's been super stressed about school recently and like... I just want them so bad. I'd get all my siblings to help me save so they could pay for gas so they could make the trip. Sure, I'd like to go with her, but there are only two tickets and I'm only even trying for her. I want them soooo bad! I'm trying not to get excited about the idea of getting them because since I probably won't, but if I do... Best. Christmas gift. Ever.

Since it's been taking so long for me to make her suit, I made Badger3 a free badge to wear with it when it's done. :3 I'm gonna mail it with the suit. It's unique because I made a tiny version of the character's tail that's glued to the back. It swings around and is really cute. If I had more fur I'd take commissions for these.

As much as I hate my art class, it really has helped my art. I didn't need a reference for this at all!

Being under 18 blows!
Here I am watching movies and having a good time with my friends and I have to GET PICKED UP BY MY DAD! UGH!
Fuuuuuck my life!

Having a make out session interrupted gave me a massive head ache and I wanna punch something.

CFTYU&*T^RUFY&^ERT^&Y*^FTY&*)TFY&*^FTY^&TY!!!!!!!
That didn't help...
Also, I'm hungry. All I had was a carrot and a piece of toast today. :/

I have lots of characters.
Snarky
Ryo
Slick
Isaac
And my new one...

PJ (Percy James) the english springer spaniel/Dalmatian mix!
He's gray and white, and very steam punk. :3
He always wears a news boy hat, goggles, and a red plaid scarf. His clothes consist of a plain black or white shirt with a lose corduroy jacket over it. He has a brown messenger bag at his side. His plain pants are covered in patches.

He's white with gray markings. Purple eyes, black nose, and pink, splotchy pads. He has floppy, curly ears that are solid gray. Left one has a small, gold hoop in it. A white face with a black patch over his right eye and lots of speckles. He has a big solid marking on his back, sock markings on all feet with black toes. His arms and legs are very speckle-y. He has a medium length tail that has a black tip and speckles. The very tip of his muzzle looks like it was dipped in gray paint. He often has tools with him because even though he's a news boy, he wants to be a mechanic.

Ugh, I need so many ref sheets it's not even funny. I have one for Ryo, and there is one for Snarky in the making.
If I get the money Pensive is totally gonna be the one to make the ref for this guy. :3 I think she'd draw him really well!

HOLY SHIT!
I rode like, four miles on my bike today... My legs are in so much pain (A lot from the intense leg workout I did last night.) but omg... I feel like they're gonna fall off. :/

OMG! NEXT PART! I've been having a little writer's block. D:

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I just made a drinking game out of driver's ed.
I win at life.

I'm doing this again because last time I did it, it helped me feel really confidant for a long time. I have little modesty and I'm not ashamed of my body at all. Sure, I'd change a few things if I could, but right now it's what I've got and I can't weigh myself down with worry about what other people think when they see me. If they don't like it then they can suck my dick. Pictures of me in my underwear behind the cut!

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I almost put this post under my friends filter, but the kinda defeats the purpose, no? I want everyone to see what I consider 'flaws' so I can feel better about them. :3

Is it weird that I share my popsicles with my dog?

This part isn't to terribly long. I think it's like, a little more than a 1,000 words. (I'm up to 14,000 now)
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Here is the next part!

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Third installment! We're gonna meet lots on knew characters, get more information on the lunar surfers (Thats their final name, I swear.) Also, leave a comment if you're reading! I wanna know who is actually interested! The plot is thickening mates! >:3

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